dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Anonymous: Do you see yourself getting married to your boyfriend? :-) x

omg who knows i can’t even see myself getting MARRIED like

*uses real hair to cover underarm hair in nude selfie*

drankinwatahmelin:

White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.

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Anonymous: Dear boyfriend

Dear boyfriend,

it’s weird calling you that because you’re the biggest twit i know
but you pack me food and tissues and water and medicine and spare jumpers every day and spend all your free time cuddling me and fill my life with happiness and kisses so you’re pretty all right really